tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1373152433565591514.post2682519503347513937..comments2023-10-02T01:11:04.783-07:00Comments on Mahound's <br>Paradise: Pope: "God isn't a Magician. I am!"*Oakes Spaldinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08078500142758654392noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1373152433565591514.post-15916762056356778952015-10-09T09:08:56.235-07:002015-10-09T09:08:56.235-07:00Should read "pachyDerm" in penultimate s...Should read "pachyDerm" in penultimate stanza. <br /><br />Sorry about that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1373152433565591514.post-11492119021597234352015-10-09T09:01:02.535-07:002015-10-09T09:01:02.535-07:00I want to share a little ditty I've been compo...I want to share a little ditty I've been composing with readers of Mahound. It's called:<br /><br />Yes We (in) CAN (tation) <br /><br />Hopery, changery, stranger-than-strangery<br />tip the good vicar your hat -<br />as he sits with Obama, the global Gautama<br />(twin idols indulging in chat).<br /><br />Popery, popery, changery-hopery<br />grant the old Pontiff his wish.<br />Then summon a bishop to season and dish up<br />a kettle of catechized fish.<br /><br />Changery, hopery - swing from the ropery,<br />garnish the Vatican stew.<br />The Cardinals compassed, the media rumpused<br />the Protestants joined in, too...<br /><br />Fakery, changery, safety in dangery<br />lack of direction was lost<br />as it became clear that no concord was near<br />and the threshold of lunacy crossed .<br /><br />Changery-hopery, soap-on-a-ropery,<br />buy the Obama a beer.<br />Let the Lord's liberation enlighten our nation<br />and forums and quorums get queer.<br /><br />Hopery, changery, babe-in-a-mangery<br />hail the immaculate mess;<br />until limbo is purged and repentance is urged<br />and the canonized con-men confess.<br /><br />Babilo-mockery, roll with the rockery<br />kiss the pontificate ring;<br />til' the old Argentinian wax Constantinian<br />causing Gods angels to sing.<br /><br />Jiggery-pokery fooling the folkery<br />monkery second to none...<br />what was once sacrilegious is now a religious<br />conventional focus of fun.<br /><br />Papacy, lunacy piping the tunacy<br />Father goose mothered the egg -<br />but it cracked in the nest while the stupefied West<br />lit a match to a gunpowder keg.<br /><br />Yessiree/nopery - smoking the dopery<br />opiates dulling the masses<br />who bow genuflecting, with candles reflecting<br />the shine of their Latinate asses.<br /><br />Fakery funkery, circus-time trunkery<br />hierophants never forget<br />but the pachyerm-trainer cut loose the restrainer<br />augmenting the national debt.<br /><br />Piggery, smokery, tighten the chokery<br />offer the refugees bacon;<br />their mullahs may howl with a slaughterhouse scowl<br />but the continent's free for the takin'...<br /><br />Bless me father for I have sinned...<br /><br />(Don't get hit by the Popemobile.)<br /><br />♗♗♗♗Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1373152433565591514.post-21387396566173026642015-10-04T09:24:36.724-07:002015-10-04T09:24:36.724-07:00We should never joke about God. Yes, I know I sou...We should never joke about God. Yes, I know I sound like that crabby old Church Lady, but seriously - God is, like, God, ya know. And He does not have a sense of humour.<br />Let them joke. We worship Him. This must be a trick video. Could even Francis have done this?A Daughter of Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439393756090630198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1373152433565591514.post-68136047391418128032015-10-03T07:04:52.755-07:002015-10-03T07:04:52.755-07:00oh no. Is this real?oh no. Is this real?TTChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08738875888053745269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1373152433565591514.post-81872794402594089082015-10-03T06:31:55.098-07:002015-10-03T06:31:55.098-07:00This is so funny!
This is so funny!<br />Netmilsmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100626389916221972noreply@blogger.com