So if Mohamed Bouhlel Wasn't a Real Muslim, Why Didn't He Yell "Hava Nagila" Out the Window of His Truck?

Or "Long Live Christ the King!"

The battle cry of the Hindu Rajputana Rifles is "Victory to Raja Ram Chandra!"

For the Sikhs, it's "Shout aloud in ecstasy!"

For some atheists it used to be "Workers of the World Unite!"

Or perhaps Mohamed Bouhlel could have shouted out a Zen koan while plowing through the crowd. 

I guarantee he would have been remembered for that.

Instead he yelled "Allahu Akbar!" And you knew he did before you were even told, didn't you?

Every day now, homicidal maniacs shoot people or bomb people or stab them or ram them with vehicles. They're not Muslims, of course, but to a man (or to a woman) they think they are, or at least they are pretending to be so.

How sad for one of the great monotheistic religions that so many people are literally sacrificing their lives to pervert it.

Every. Single. Day.

It almost defies common sense.

That's why it's obviously a Zionist plot. The only reason he didn't yell "Hava Nagila" is because it would have been too obvious.

From today's Daily Mail:

EXCLUSIVE - 'He drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. He was NOT a Muslim - he was a s***': Truck terrorist's cousin reveals he is an 'unlikely jihadist' who beat his wife and NEVER went to the mosque

• Truck terrorist who murdered 84 people in a horrific drive along the Nice seafront drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs - all banned by Islam
• Cousin of his estranged wife said 'he was not a Muslim, he was a s***' as he revealed he didn't pray or go to mosque 
• The couple separated after reports of domestic abuse two years ago and their divorce proceedings 'depressed' him
• Detectives raided the family home and the flat where Bouhlel lived alone and took his wife into protective custody

Truck terrorist Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was an 'unlikely jihadist' who flouted every rule of Islam, his cousin told MailOnline today. 

The 31-year-old - who wreaked terror on the Nice seafront as he turned an evening celebrating Bastille Day into a night of terror in which he murdered 84 innocent people - drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. 

He never prayed or attended a mosque, and hit his wife - with whom he had three children aged five, three and 18 months - and was in the process of getting a divorce. 

Bouhlel, who had been known to the French police since January, had been on the radar for six months for petty criminality. 

It is understood he lost his job as a delivery driver when he fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into four cars and had also been involved in a bar brawl. 

Walid Hamou, a cousin of Bouhlel's wife Hajer Khalfallah, told MailOnline: 

'Bouhlel was not religious. He did not go to the mosque, he did not pray, he did not observe Ramadan.'He drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. This is all forbidden under Islam. 

'He was not a Muslim, he was a s***. 

'He beat his wife, my cousin, he was a nasty piece of work.' 

Yesterday, he was stopped by police just hours before he crushed scores of people underneath the wheels of his 25 tonne truck and fired shots indiscriminately at police and innocent bystanders. 

He told officers that he was delivering ice-cream to the area and was allowed to park on the waterfront for several hours. 

Horrifying footage of the moment the truck turned into a deadly juggernaut were uploaded online within minutes, showing a trail of dead bodies left in its path. 

Bouhlel's wife was taken into protective custody by police this morning. 

Detectives had raided the 12th floor apartment she had shared with her estranged husband in the early hours of the morning and another rented property nearby. 

More disturbing facts emerged about Bouhlel's frame of mind in the hours leading to his murderous rampage on the Promenade des Anglais. 

Wissam, a Tunisian neighbour from the same village as the driver claimed: ‘On the Thursday night he was drinking with a colleague and they argued. His pal said you’re worth nothing and he replied: ‘One day, you’ll hear about me.’ 

Speaking to L’Express he said: 'Look this is someone who drinks, smokes cannabis.' 

A neighbour called Hannan, who lived on the floor below, said: “He always looked at me oddly. He stared at us and we avoided him.’ 

Another neighbour described him as shifty and unwillingly to make contact. 

Also, it now seems that the guns found in the van were fake and the grenade inoperable. 

‘Why?’ said Wissam. ‘What was the point of that?'

As our Muslim-in-Chief might say, we will probably never know the answer. Read the rest here.