Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Mercy Quotient: Did Pope Francis Just Implicitly Condemn Vatican II and the New Mass?

"That's right, children. It's all in the Baltimore Catechism."

Papal Bull on Mercy, Part 2

In his recent Bull of Indiction on the Extraordinary Jubilee of Mercy, Pope Francis writes,
Mercy is the very foundation of the Church’s life...[But] Perhaps we have long since forgotten how to show and live the way of mercy. The temptation, on the one hand, to focus exclusively on justice made us forget that this is only the first, albeit necessary and indispensable step. But the Church needs to go beyond and strive for a higher and more important goal...The time has come for the Church to take up the joyful call to mercy once more. It is time to return to the basics...
Now, this sort of thing is red meat for critics of the Pope, who see it as a sort of backhanded attack on traditional Church teachings. Not that they would dispute that mercy and justice don't go hand in hand or that God's mercy doesn't in the end have the potential to at least in some sense win out. Rather, the idea is that the Pope has set up a sort of straw man here and is using his idea of "mercy" to tar virtually any Church teachings that he disagrees with or wants to "change".

But for the sake of argument, let's assume this is not what the Pope is doing. Let's take him at his word. We--the Catholic Church or Catholics in general--had a "temptation" to "focus exclusively on justice", and this made us "forget" about mercy.

The obvious question is when?

When did we focus exclusively on justice, or when did we allow our temptation to do so make us downgrade or minimize the importance of mercy?

Is he talking about his earlier papal self? Pope Benedict? The pre-Vatican II popes? The renaissance popes onwards? The medieval popes onwards? Or perhaps even all popes since the era of the Church Fathers? I think it's fair to say that one of the most infuriating things about this sort of claim is that what's being alleged is never precisely defined. But of course if it were precisely explained, then it would either seem mean--a snarky attack on his predecessor or whatever--or would have a likelier chance of being exposed as obviously false. By leaving it vague it is much more useful as a sort of mantra, to argue (without really arguing) for "change" or more accurately for the Pope's own agenda, whatever it actually is.

But again, let's be charitable about his intentions. There is nothing disrespectful or wrong about simply asking the question. In terms of the proper "balance" between justice and mercy, when did things, so to speak, go wrong?

I propose to answer it by putting forward the idea of the Mercy Quotient. Let's look at some of the relevant texts and simply count the words. Looking exclusively at occurrences of "justice" and "mercy", what is the proportion of the total taken up by "mercy"?

Is this scientific? Sure, or at least it is at first pass or as an initial approximation. And theologians and Church historians often do this sort of thing to make a particular point: Jesus talked about the Old Testament more than any other topic. Jesus mentioned Hell more than Heaven, but He also mentioned "love" more than "law". Vatican II mentions "Hell" 2 times and "social justice" 347 times. I made the last one up, but you get the idea. If we're talking about emphasis (which is exactly what the Pope is getting it) then surely the number of times a word occurs has some meaning. Is it crude? Of course. But it's a start.

So here we go. Justice vs. Mercy. We're looking for these words only. Thus, for example, "just" or "merciful" do not count. The Mercy Quotient is "mercy"/("justice" + "mercy"). In each case the link is to the precise sources used.

First, the Bible (the Old and New Testaments). In the New Revised Standard Version--the "Catholic Bible"--"justice" appears 157 times and "mercy" appears 200 times.

Justice: 157
Mercy: 200
Mercy Quotient: 56%

Who can dispute that this "gets it right"? Justice is important. That word is in the top ten nouns used, or something like that. But Mercy is even more important. And thus, in a certain sense, it wins. Presumably Pope Francis would approve. (Of course, all Christians should approve. It's the Bible.)

Justice: 8
Mercy: 10
Mercy Quotient: 56%

This is actually quite remarkable if you think about it. Trent was one of the most important councils ever, and of course it's a council as opposed to the amalgamation of things the Bible is, but nevertheless the Mercy Quotient is identical. I'm not proposing anything supernatural (so to speak) here, but it's still remarkable.

Justice: 0
Mercy: 1
Mercy Quotient: 100%

Okay, we'll throw this out due to small sample size. But still, based on this, no one could say that in Vatican I, justice trumped mercy (if anyone wanted to say that).

Justice: 25
Mercy: 33
Mercy Quotient: 57%

Now, the Baltimore Catechism sort of defines late nineteenth-century Catholicism. And there's that 56% (well, 57%) figure again. Guys, I'm not making these numbers up. This is NOT a parody or anything like that. Please check the numbers if you don't believe me.

Justice: 32
Mercy: 27
Mercy Quotient: 46%

Another "defining" text. Mercy takes a dip. But this is the eve of America's entry into World War I. Hundreds of thousands of allied soldiers have already died fighting the Hun. This taints things.

Justice: 25
Mercy: 33
Mercy Quotient: 57%

Back up to the trend line.

Now, get ready for the real stunner:

Justice: 61
Mercy: 11
Mercy Quotient: 15%

I know, Vatican II apologists are going to say all sorts of things about this, and I wouldn't be unsympathetic to some of them. But still, I defined the rules before I did the calculations. And the numbers are what they are.

Justice: 112
Mercy: 81
Mercy Quotient: 42%

One explanation: The Church is less merciful now than it was in the mid-twentieth century (or than it was in the late-nineteenth century or mid-sixteenth century). Alternate explanation: The Church is heading back to the trend line after the black-hole (in terms of mercy) of Vatican II.

I want to look at things now from a different angle--comparing the Old Mass with the New Mass. Let me say first, though, that we can't precisely use the Mercy Quotient here, for one simple and perhaps surprising reason: In the ordinaries of both Masses, the word "justice" never appears.

But "mercy" appears multiple times in each Mass.

So let's use a new concept--the Mercy Frequency. How many times does the word "mercy" appear in the ordinary of each Mass, as a proportion of the total number of words? To avoid annoying fractions and to make things simpler, we'll multiply each result by 1,000. Point of clarification, the "total number of words" includes instructions (though these only make up a fraction of the total) and alternate choices. One of the ways the New Mass differs from the Old Mass is that there are alternate sets of words or phrases in a number of places--"the Presider may pick A, B or C" and so on. But this shouldn't change things. Alternate choices will simply "average" the occurrences in a way that shouldn't affect the results.

Total Words: 3,951
Mercy: 21
Mercy Frequency: 5.3

Total Words: 2,632
Mercy: 6
Mercy Frequency: 2.3

So, there it is. The use of "mercy" is almost two-and-a-half times more common (dividing through by the number of words) in the Old Mass as in the New Mass.

Indeed, the difference is even more pronounced if one subtracts the occurrences of "mercy" in or around the Kyrie--"Lord have mercy, Christ have mercy", etc.

Old Mass
Total Words: 7,910
Mercy: 12
Mercy Frequency: 3.0

New Mass
Total Words: 5,263
Mercy: 2
Mercy Frequency: 0.8

Let's summarize our conclusions:

Mercy Quotient
Bible: 56%
Trent: 56%
Vatican I: 100% (Okay, I cheated and left it in. It's a small sample, but still)
Baltimore Catechism: 57%
Faith of our Fathers: 46%
Baltimore Catechism (rev.): 57%
Vatican II: 15%
Catechism: 42%

Mercy Frequency
Old Mass: 5.3
New Mass: 2.3
Old Mass (without Kyrie): 3.0
New Mass (without Kyrie): 0.8

Okay, I do not wish to be misunderstood here. I'm not holding up these silly mathematical calculations as the be-all and end-all of theological and historical analysis. Thus, for example, whatever it's other faults, I don't really think Vatican II was a "black-hole" in terms of mercy.

But the above does have an important purpose. Obviously the Pope is implicitly condemning the pre-Vatican II Church for putting justice over mercy in some un-Christian or un-Catholic way, and in consequence condemning those contemporary Traditionalists and others who don't want to go along with the current program, or whatever.

This is a straw man. Or more accurately and strongly, it's a lie. And it's a lie on the Pope's very own terms.

Indeed, on the Pope's own terms, the truth is almost precisely the opposite. For the first 1,932 years of the Church's history, there has been an almost uncanny consistency on the balance between justice and mercy . But then Vatican II suddenly tipped things against mercy.

It all went south with Vatican II. And the New Mass continued the trend.

On the Pope's own terms he is in fact implicitly condemning Vatican II and the New Mass.

Do I really believe that? Of course not. I'm just trying to show how ridiculous the whole thing is.

Now, the Pope or his allies could counter this. They could say something like, "yeah, but even though the Baltimore Catechism mentions mercy many times, the Church or Catholics of the time didn't really take that seriously. They said it, but they didn't live it. Or feel it." Or whatever.

Fine.

But then, what is the evidence for that?

Clearly the Pope isn't interested in providing any. As I said, his claim isn't really about actual theology or history or anything like that. In his mouth the mercy thing isn't even a claim. Rather, it's a mantra.

Say it over and over again. Say it louder and louder. Condemn those who question the project. Then shout it again until your opponents are lulled into silence by the inanity of it all or switch to an SSPX church or whatever.

Or until they lose their faith.

We're all responsible for others. The Pope no less than anyone.

Stay by the cross. Pray for the Church. Pray for Pope Francis.

And teach your kids how to do math.

NEXT: God's Mercy: Do You Really Have to Ask?

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Pope Francis Joins the Evil Conspiracy Against Turkey

"Just because I look a bit like Hitler doesn't mean it's fair for you guys to gang up on me."

So, here at Mahound's Paradise we have a new tradition. We call it Conspiracy Monday. Every Monday we highlight an alleged conspiracy. Sometimes we believe it. More often we don't. Occasionally, we're agnostic. Whichever way we go, it's fun.

In the Muslim world, and now, especially in Turkey, Conspiracy Monday is every day. And they always believe it.

The latest is that Pope Francis has joined an evil conspiracy or "front" against Turkey, for branding the deaths of over a million Armenians in 1915-1923, a "genocide". From the (Turkish) Hurriyet Daily News:

Prime Minister Ahmet DavutoÄŸlu has accused Pope Francis of “joining the conspiracy” of an “evil front” targeting Turkey’s ruling Justice and Development Party (AKP), after the pontiff referred to the killings of Ottoman Armenians in 1915 as “the first genocide of the 20th century.”
The evidence is that Christian Armenians were systematically murdered on a massive scale. Few doubt this, though some have been reluctant to say it due to fear of offending Turkey.

An odd fear, certainly. Turkey is a perpetually second-rate country whose main export is bald and mustachioed circus weightlifters who heft spherical barbells.

Now, Turkey is clearly salivating at the prospect of once again being the seat of the next caliphate.

You go, Turkey.

This sort of thing isn't new. A few months ago, the current President of Turkey suggested that the Charlie Hebdo attacks were some sort of Western false-flag operation.

And it's not just the government. Some polls show that this formerly "secular" country has the most anti-Semitic populace in the Middle East. 70% of its citizens believe that Jews are sending rats to crawl under their bedroom doors and squeak Zionist slogans.

Being the most anti-Semitic country in the Middle East is a big deal. It's like being the most liberal county in Oregon.

That the Pope has bent over backwards to praise Islam and Muslims is of course irrelevant. One lapse and, well, you're one of them!

How many Christians did you kill, Johnny Turkey? But, whatever your answer, can you send over a few more weightlifters, please? You know, to keep the bearded ladies company.

That French Gay Diplomat Story May be Phony

Ambassador Laurent Stefanini is an unmarried adult male who does not have a mistress. This is currently illegal under French law.

LifeSite News has just reported that one of the biggest stories to come out of the Vatican this year may be at least partially false.

The standard narrative of the last few days is that Pope Francis recently "rejected" France's proposed ambassador to the Holy See--Laurent Stefanini--because he was "openly gay".

The nomination was portrayed as a French "provocation." Ludovine de La Rochère, the head of a French pro-traditional marriage group, was reported to have lobbied the Vatican to reject Stefanini. Even so, it was a surprise to some that the "who am I to judge?" pope in the end rejected him. The decision was predictably hailed by many traditionalists and conservatives, and criticized by liberals and LGBT groups.

According to LifeSite News, however, there is reason to doubt virtually every part of the story.

To begin with, there is no direct evidence that Mr. Stefanini is "gay". Contra some of the reports, he has never publicly identified himself as being gay, nor before the story broke had anyone else publicly identified him as such. And even the recent reports of his "gayness" lead back to no definite identified source, official or otherwise. What seems to be certain is that he is not "openly gay", and if he is indeed a "practicing" gay person, he has been pretty secretive about it.

We do know that Mr. Stefanini is a practicing Catholic--a rarity in contemporary France--who converted to the Faith as a middle-aged man and, as far as anyone can tell, served his country with distinction in the diplomatic corps, including doing a stint in the French embassy to the Holy See in 2001 to 2005.

Given that, whether he has ever had sexual thoughts about other men is about as relevant in this context as whether or not I have. It looks like he has been smeared. Whether he was the target or simply a collateral victim in some larger game, is still unclear.

To continue, Ludovine de La Rochère denies ever lobbying the Vatican on this. And indeed, while it is true that the extended wait has been unusual, the Vatican has still not officially said anything on the matter. There has been no official "rejection" by Pope Francis or anyone else.

Rather, a few claims by anonymous sources and "no comments" by official sources have been seen to be determinative.

LifeSite News speculates that the story might have been cooked up by LGBT activists to embarrass the Pope. But I'm not sure I get that. Why would they want the "who am I to judge?" Pope to be seen as less friendly to their interests? One might equally speculate that it was unscrupulous "conservatives" eager to put the Pope in a corner. Not that there is any evidence for that.

Clearly there's a lot we don't know. No doubt, more news will come out. Though it would be naive to think that we'll necessarily ever know everything.

If anyone else has any other information, I would be interested to hear it.

Meanwhile, Mr. Stefanini has been silent. Perhaps he is gay. Or a diplomat.

Or just a Catholic.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

What is Mercy?


Papal Bull on Mercy, Part 1

Two posts ago I wrote a piece on the Pope's recent Bull of Indiction on the Extraordinary Jubilee of Mercy. It was cited by the important Catholic blog One Peter Five and thus shared and picked up by at least one other Catholic blog. The idea for it (though not the responsibility for any errors it may have contained) was given to me by Rorate Caeli's initial analysis on the Bull.

Without false humility, I think my post had its moments, and made some important points, albeit, strongly. But it was also flippant and shrill. I do not think I made any factual or theological errors, but in the heat of the argument, so to speak, some things were not explained or set out as clearly as they deserved to be.

And whatever one thinks of the Bull, or for that matter, the Pope, it deserves a more lengthy and calm analysis.

I want to spend a number of posts over the next few weeks doing (or trying to do) exactly that.

Hold onto your hats...these are not going to be as exciting (or excited) as the first post.

But I hope they will perform a useful service.

I'll begin with the most obvious question:    


What is Mercy?

The word is mentioned in the Papal Bull 167 times but it is never explicitly defined. That's not a criticism. The Papal Bull is not a dictionary or a work of analytical philosophy. Even so, it will be useful to begin the discussion with some sort of definition.

According to one dictionary, mercy is
kind or forgiving treatment of someone who could be treated harshly, or 
kindness or help given to people who are in a very bad or desperate situation.
Curiously, the initial one-sentence definition given by the Catholic Encyclopedia, omits the notion of forgiveness (though it will be featured in the expanded discussion--see tomorrow's post):  
Mercy as it is here contemplated is said to be a virtue influencing one's will to have compassion for, and, if possible, to alleviate another's misfortune.
Since we're talking about mercy in a Christian or a Catholic context, being "treated harshly", being in a "very bad or desperate situation", and the concept of "misfortune" can be applied both to this world and the next. Or if we define mercy as alleviating suffering, we might be referring to corporal suffering in this life or spiritual suffering, either in this life or after natural death. Obviously, the worst sort of suffering we can imagine is the eternal suffering of the damned, therefore mercy must at least in part mean doing what is possible to save people from that.

Mercy from whom?

There are at least two categories here:
  1. God's mercy to man, in general and as exercised in history and recorded in the Old and New Testaments.
  2. Man's mercy to his fellow man.
The Pope is quite correct to imply that there are similarities and differences. On the one hand, Christ's actions are a model for us:
Judge not, and you will not be judged; condemn not, and you will not be condemned; forgive, and you will be forgiven; give, and it will be given to you; good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, will be put into your lap. For the measure you give will be the measure you get back (Luke 6:37-38).
On the other hand, God can do things that men cannot, first and foremost to forgive the sins of men, such that in so doing they can avoid eternal damnation.

Now there is a third category, that of mercy as expressed and exercised by the Church. In a sense this straddles, so to speak, both categories. When we go to Confession, we aren't confessing to and being forgiven by a man behind a screen. Rather, we are confessing to and being forgiven by Christ through a man behind a screen. Of course, even though it is Christ who is forgiving us, the Church on earth has influence on the process. If the man behind the screen is only, in practice, available for fifteen minutes a week, or if, say, the Church is negligent in informing people that Confession is available and/or necessary, then this will have real spiritual consequences.

What does the Papal Bull say about the mercy of God? Many things, as one might imagine in a 9,000 word document. Let me cite one oddity, though. The Pope writes of mercy as expressed in the Psalms:
Another psalm, in an even more explicit way, attests to the concrete signs of his mercy: “He secures justice for the oppressed; he gives food to the hungry. The Lord sets the prisoners free; the Lord opens the eyes of the blind. The Lord lifts up those who are bowed down; the Lord loves the righteous. The Lord watches over the sojourners, he upholds the widow and the fatherless; but the way of the wicked he brings to ruin” (Ps 146:7-9). Here are some other expressions of the Psalmist: “He heals the brokenhearted, and binds up their wounds … The Lord lifts up the downtrodden, he casts the wicked to the ground” (Ps 147:3, 6).
I emphasized a few words of the above text not to point out some, in my opinion, hitherto neglected aspect of mercy, but to highlight an aspect of mercy (apparently) that the Pope himself references, and that I wouldn't have thought was an aspect of mercy. I didn't include those parts of the Psalms. The Pope did. Now, it may be that the Pope doesn't think of, say, casting the wicked to the ground as an aspect of mercy, but only included it so as not be accused of "cherry-picking" quotes from the Psalms.

In the remainder of the Bull, these things are not given further mention. But, logically, either they are a part of mercy, or the Pope is acknowledging that for God, mercy is not the only thing--there is some sort of line that separates mercy from, perhaps, just punishment or unavoidable punishment or whatever. Since damnation is presumably at issue here, I think an explanation is required.

We are told that God's mercy is limitless. As a Christian and a Catholic I believe this. But as a Christian and a Catholic I also believe that some will be damned. God will bring the wicked to ruin, after all. Since I also count myself as a sinner (and thus, wicked, in at least some sense), I have more than a passive interest in the question of how to resolve what might seem this apparent contradiction.

Of course, I and other Catholics have found the answer in the Catechism and Church Tradition, in the words of previous Popes and Councils, in the claims of Catholic saints, philosophers and Church Fathers, and of course in the Bible, as interpreted through the Church.

But in the Papal Bull and elsewhere, the Pope has declared that he's saying something new, or at least restating something that has been neglected or even forgotten by the Church:
The temptation, on the one hand, to focus exclusively on justice made us forget that this is only the first, albeit necessary and indispensable step. But the Church needs to go beyond and strive for a higher and more important goal.
With respect (for once), criticizing others (other Catholics? other Popes?) isn't good enough. Decreeing, as the Pope does in the Bull, that a door in every major Catholic church will be left open for a full year (to symbolize God's mercy), sending out Missionaries of Mercy (whose precise role is still unclear) and declaring that at the end of that year the "entire cosmos" will be entrusted to Christ, whose mercy will then descend upon us "like the morning dew", is not good enough. Is this the same message that I learned in Catechism, or is it different?

Holy Father, can you tell us, precisely, please?

Or maybe just asking the question means I just don't get it.

That's perfectly possible, of course.


Monday, April 13, 2015

Conspiracy Monday: ISIS Camp Near Texas Border

Howdy

This comes from Judicial Watch, so take with grain of salt.

They've been wrong before.

But they've also been right before.


ISIS Camp a Few Miles from Texas, Mexican Authorities Confirm 
ISIS is operating a camp just a few miles from El Paso, Texas, according to Judicial Watch sources that include a Mexican Army field grade officer and a Mexican Federal Police Inspector. 
The exact location where the terrorist group has established its base is around eight miles from the U.S. border in an area known as “Anapra” situated just west of Ciudad Juárez in the Mexican state of Chihuahua. Another ISIS cell to the west of Ciudad Juárez, in Puerto Palomas, targets the New Mexico towns of Columbus and Deming for easy access to the United States, the same knowledgeable sources confirm. 
During the course of a joint operation last week, Mexican Army and federal law enforcement officials discovered documents in Arabic and Urdu, as well as “plans” of Fort Bliss – the sprawling military installation that houses the US Army’s 1st Armored Division. Muslim prayer rugs were recovered with the documents during the operation. 
Law enforcement and intelligence sources report the area around Anapra is dominated by the Vicente Carrillo Fuentes Cartel (“Juárez Cartel”), La Línea (the enforcement arm of the cartel) and the Barrio Azteca (a gang originally formed in the jails of El Paso). Cartel control of the Anapra area make it an extremely dangerous and hostile operating environment for Mexican Army and Federal Police operations. 
According to these same sources, “coyotes” engaged in human smuggling – and working for Juárez Cartel – help move ISIS terrorists through the desert and across the border between Santa Teresa and Sunland Park, New Mexico. To the east of El Paso and Ciudad Juárez, cartel-backed “coyotes” are also smuggling ISIS terrorists through the porous border between Acala and Fort Hancock, Texas. These specific areas were targeted for exploitation by ISIS because of their understaffed municipal and county police forces, and the relative safe-havens the areas provide for the unchecked large-scale drug smuggling that was already ongoing. 
Mexican intelligence sources report that ISIS intends to exploit the railways and airport facilities in the vicinity of Santa Teresa, NM (a US port-of-entry). The sources also say that ISIS has “spotters” located in the East Potrillo Mountains of New Mexico (largely managed by the Bureau of Land Management) to assist with terrorist border crossing operations. ISIS is conducting reconnaissance of regional universities; the White Sands Missile Range; government facilities in Alamogordo, NM; Ft. Bliss; and the electrical power facilities near Anapra and Chaparral, NM.
Send in the drones.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Matthew Archbold on Catholic Comic Book Superheroes

"Justice isn't a sin, Father." "No, but vengeance is."

This is a great piece by a great Catholic writer. I never knew there were so many Catholic superheroes. Well, I knew there were many Catholic superheroes but not that kind...

Read the entire article at National Catholic Register. To entice you, I'm going to excerpt the first paragraph of each one:
Daredevil - There's a new Netflix show about the superhero Daredevil, who happens to be Catholic. And there's been a lot of discussion about how Catholicism is portrayed in the series...For those of you who don't know, Daredevil is like weaponized spandex. He's a bit...complex. He's blind but somehow he knows how to fight crime. He's a public defender and a vigilante. He's a vigilante and he's Catholic. And he can afford expensive suits but seems to like wearing spandex more. Hey, don't judge. There's a lot going on in this guy's life. His mom abandoned him in a Church and later became a nun. But don't worry she comes back sometimes and saves him. Sheesh. Forget about Daredevil I want to watch the exploits of the mother Nunja. (Yup. I just gave her that name.) 
Huntress - Her real name is Helena Rosa Bertinelli. With a name like that how could she be anything but Catholic, right?...On the plus side, she wears a cross pretty prominently. But if I'm being honest, she does tend to leave a pretty substantial body count behind however but nothing a little confession couldn't take care of. She's like Batman with less clothes and only half the morals. Even Batman thinks she's a little rough on criminals. Do you know how nasty you have to be to make Batman consider telling on you? 
Night Crawler -Sure he looks kind of demon-y (demon-esque?) but that's only because his father may have been...well...a demon. So there's that. But hey, he's inked up with all sorts of Christian tattoos and that stuff doesn't just rub away. That's a commitment. And he's been known to pray for his fellow X-Men. He speaks pretty openly about his faith which would be a great evangelistic tool if people weren't horrified at his visage. He's like Quasimodo with ninja skills. 
Gambit - Gambit is Catholic. He's not always...shall we say...a letter to the law type though. He gambles quite a bit. His superpower seems to consist of being able to throw exploding playing cards at people as well as wearing a headband and not being mocked for it. He doesn't even really have enough superpowers to warrant wearing a mask. It's pretty rare that someone says, "If only we had Gambit here." It's more like, "Hey Gambit's here too. So after we defeat these bad guys maybe we'll play some cards." But Gambit did once steal the "Cross of Redemption" from a bunch of mobsters and returned it to the Vatican. That's some major points right there, right? And then I think he played cards with an archbishop, a canon lawyer, and two deacons. 
The Punisher - If Francis Castiglione were punishing himself as a way of atoning for his own sins that would be one thing. However, Francis Castiglione doles out punishment to others like it's his job. And it kinda' is because he's The Punisher. As a youngster, he was studying to be a priest but gave it up because he found it too difficult to forgive those who did evil. And that's not a great trait for a priest unless you want penance to be headlocks and broken kneecaps. It is however an excellent qualification for being "The Punisher." So you see, we all have to find our niche in Catholicism. 
Hellboy - Going big with nurture over nature, this storyline sees a baby demon abandoned as an infant in a Church and raised by a devout Catholic. So the baby demon grows up to be a rosary-carrying trench coat wearing horn shaving demon who carries a rosary with him in the same pocket as his grenades. In an interesting way if you think about it, Hellboy is castigated and dismissed by the same world he is struggling to save. That's a pretty Catholic theme, right there.
Many post-Vatican II priests are nothing but glorified social workers. Not even glorified. If they believe in anything, it's sympathy. Big whoop. I can get that from my bartender.

But Traditionalist priests are different. How do I know? It's because they have a sort of Bat Belt. They have a cross, a rosary, holy water, oil to anoint the sick and the dying and, for all I know, a swiss army knife. Everyday for a few minutes during Mass, they become Christ. Unlike anyone else, they (through Christ) have the power to forgive any sin. If that's not being a superhero, nothing is.

The priest who catechized me and married me told us a story about physically stopping an assault by a drunken man on a defenseless woman. (If you knew him and had met him, you would know his story was true.) He laid the guy out on a car hood after wrestling away his razor. But if the drunken guy had asked for it, my priest would have been ready with the oil.

Why would anyone want to be a celibate social worker? Why would anyone not at least see the attraction in becoming a superhero?

Pope of Mercy: Weirder and Weirder

We're from the Missionaries of Mercy and we're here to help you
We will entrust the life of the Church, all humanity, and the entire cosmos to the Lordship of Christ, asking him to pour out his mercy upon us like the morning dew, so that everyone may work together to build a brighter future. 
-Conclusion of prize winning essay by 8th grade student at St. Xavier High School, Chicago.
Just kidding. The above was penned by Pope Francis in his Bull of Indiction for the Extraordinary Jubilee Year of Mercy (which will run from November 2015 to November 2016) and released today on the Vatican website. But I digress...

The weirdest thing about this weird 9,000 word document is the bit about the Missionaries of Mercy.
18. During Lent of this Holy Year, I intend to send out Missionaries of Mercy. They will be a sign of the Church’s maternal solicitude for the People of God, enabling them to enter the profound richness of this mystery so fundamental to the faith. There will be priests to whom I will grant the authority to pardon even those sins reserved to the Holy See, so that the breadth of their mandate as confessors will be even clearer. They will be, above all, living signs of the Father’s readiness to welcome those in search of his pardon. They will be missionaries of mercy because they will be facilitators of a truly human encounter, a source of liberation, rich with responsibility for overcoming obstacles and taking up the new life of Baptism again... 
I ask my brother Bishops to invite and welcome these Missionaries so that they can be, above all, persuasive preachers of mercy. May individual dioceses organize “missions to the people” in such a way that these Missionaries may be heralds of joy and forgiveness.
Let's call them the Pope's Mercy Squad. What is the purpose of it, again? Faithful Catholics know that they may confess to any priest. On the other hand, the Sacrament of Confession has disappeared from the lives of most Catholics. And most priests rarely do much of it. "The Sacrament of Reconciliation will be available from 6:40 PM to 6:45 PM on Saturday evenings or by appointment made four weeks in advance and validated by a notary" and all that.  This of course means that technically, most Catholics will go to hell.

But to be technical is to be without mercy. Forgive me.

The Pope has spoken favorably of Confession, but has done nothing to arrest this obvious trend. Indeed, his friends and allies have been responsible for it.

Yet, we will have the Mercy Squads.

Now, according to the Bull, the Mercy Squads will have additional powers that standard priests do not have, "the authority to pardon even those sins reserved to the Holy See."

What sins are those?

Actually, there aren't any. (This bizarre mistake was first noted by Rorate Caeli.)

There used to be five such sins:
  1. Throwing away or stealing a consecrated host.
  2. Assaulting a pope.
  3. As a priest, absolving someone of sexual sin who you just had sex with.
  4. Consecrating a bishop, illegally.
  5. As a priest, violating the seal of confession (tattling on a confessee).
But the 1983 Code of Cannon Law granted all priests the ability to pardon even those.

That's right, in 2015, I can punch the Pope in the nose and then walk into my local church, confess it, and be in the free and clear.

Does Francis even know this?

What is still true is that even though you can be absolved by any priest of these sins, some of them might incur automatic excommunication for you, and it is still true that only the Holy See can lift that.

But now the Mercy Squads can do that too.

This solves a major problem. There are just so many people walking around who have assaulted pontiffs or consecrated bishops illegally or whatever, have confessed and have been forgiven, but who still want their excommunication lifted, but are too lazy to go to Rome for it. The Mercy Squads will solve that.

That's insane.

Am I the only one who sees something more sinister in this? You know, like the picture above, "No one expects the Missionaries of Mercy!" Just don't tell me they'll arrive in black helicopters. That will really stoke my suspicions.

Or more seriously, maybe they'll come to effectively destroy your Traditionalist Catholic order, like the Pope has already done with the Franciscan Friars of the Immaculate or is probably even now doing with the Franciscan Sisters of the Immaculate. Luckily, though, if you have ever profaned a consecrated host, it will all be okay.

Pope of mercy.

As Rorate Caeli also perceptively noted, a Jesuit Pope wrote a 9,000 word essay on mercy, containing a gazillion supporting citations, but he failed to cite the quintessentially Jesuit Litany of the Sacred Heart of Jesus, perhaps the most famous Catholic prayer on mercy:

V. Lord, have mercy on us.
R. Christ, have mercy on us.
V. Lord, have mercy on us. Christ, hear us.
R. Christ, graciously hear us.
V. God the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us.
God the Son, Redeemer of the world, have mercy on us.
God the Holy Spirit, have mercy on us.
Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us.
Heart of Jesus, Son of the Eternal Father, have mercy on us...
V. Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world,
R. have mercy on us.
V. Jesus, meek and humble of Heart,
R. Make our hearts like unto Thine.

The Church will survive even this. Christ promised it. But how many souls will be lost in the meantime?

I'm done with it for now, man. If you want to reach me, I'll be at the nearest outdoor skate park.