Friday, February 20, 2015

What if Muslims Wrote the Declaration of Independence? Second Report From Opposite World

President Obama, opening the recent White House Summit on Violent Extremism by singing Yankee Doodle Dandy in Arabic

Obama: "Islam Has Been Woven Into the Fabric of Our Country Since Its Founding."

Do not believe the infidel lies! Here is the actual text of the Declaration of Independence, as recently retranslated (from the surviving copy at the Smithsonian):
Recite! Oh, Muslims, when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people who have submitted to the will of Allah to conquer another people who have not so submitted, and to assume among the powers granted by Allah the Most High, the superior station to which all Muslims are entitled, a decent respect to the opinions of the scholars at Al-Azhar University in Cairo requires that they should declare the particular clauses of the Koran that justify their actions. 
Listen well! We hold these truths to be revealed to us through Mohammed (peace be upon him), that all men are created slaves of Allah, the Most High, and their only purpose is to submit to Him. If they do, they will be granted virgins and cool running streams. If they do not, they will be punished with burning necklaces of coals wrapped around them for all eternity--That to secure these ends Allah has decreed that the entire earth be put under Islam--That whenever any other nation or government opposes those ends, it is the right of all Muslims to alter or abolish it, and to institute the Caliphate over it, laying its foundation in Sharia Law. Prudence indeed will dictate that Muslims should often hide their true purposes, arguing that Islam is after all, merely a “religion of peace.” Current experience has shewn that the infidels are likely to believe this. But when a long train of terrorist attacks alerts some of them to our true goals, we can be confident that their own self-hatred will prevent the bulk of them from opposing us. It is our right, it is our duty to infiltrate their societies in the hopes of throwing off their infidel governments and establishing true Muslim rule throughout their lands—Such has been our patient aim for 1000 years; and such is the necessity imposed upon us by the glorious Koran and the example of Mohammed (peace be upon him). The recent history of the world is the history of the inexorable advance of Islam, all having as its direct object the establishment of an absolute Caliphate… 
...Submit! For the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the Will of Allah, we pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred honor to Sheikh Osama Bin Laden and the leadership of Al Qaeda.

Budail Gwinnett
Leron Hall
Gamali Walton
Wakil Hooper
Jamal Hewes
Jaun Penn
Emir Rutledge
Tarif Heyward, Jr.
Taj Lynch, Jr.
Abdul Middleton
Jibril Hancock
Samien Chase
Wajid Paca
Talib Stone
Cemal Carroll of Carrollton
Ghazwan Wythe
Ramadan Henry Lee
Tamir Jefferson
Bashshar Harrison
Tamam Nelson, Jr.
Farook Lightfoot Lee
Coman Braxton
Ruwayd Morris
Barakah Rush
Bandar Franklin
Jawad Morton
Ghassan Clymer
Jawhar Smith
Gadil Taylor
Jamim Wilson
Ghazwan Ross
Cemal Rodney
Gadil Read
Tamir Mckean
Wajid Floyd
Qutb Livingston
Farhan Lewis
Lutfi Morris
Rasul Stockton
Jabbar Witherspoon
Fareeq Hopkinson
Jasim Hart
Abdul-Basir Clark
Jameel Bartlett
Wajih Whipple
Sa’ib Adams
Jihad Adams
Rimon Treat Paine
Emir Gerry
Shadin Hopkins
Wakil Ellery
Rasul Sherman
Safiy al DinHuntington
Wajih Williams
Omar Wolcott
Mahbub Thompson