I have obtained a draft version. Sources tell me that the New Decalogue will be promulgated soon after the four cardinals are beheaded.
- I am the LORD your Pope: you shall not heed strange Popes before me.
- You shall not take Yes or No questions to me.
- Remember the late 1960's and keep them holy.
- Please report dissident relatives to the proper authorities.
- You shall not discard that which can be re-used.
- Life is complicated.
- Let it go.
- You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if it favors the progressive cause.
- You want American cigarettes? You want woman? You want man?
- The powers not expressly delegated to the Pope by this document are nevertheless reserved to him. See 1.
By Francisco I with Victor Manuel Fernández, Feast of Che, anno Bergoglio 4.